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I dunno. That song is like the recording artist version of the annoying couples on facebook who are like, “to my man: you are my everything, thank you SO much for all you do (you know what I mean;)I love you so much and omg am the luckiest woman alive xxoo thx for the vickies secret babes.” And then they're over

No worries, he’s just got a bad case of Lego face. All of the features are smack in the middle. Like Lego people. See, also Chris Pine.

Really thought this was Laverne Cox at first glance.

Law and Order SVU.

What did I just read?

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

Don’t care about KP either way, but I’m pretty sick of people who have no idea what the burner community is going to Burning Man cause it’s become some cool thing to do rather than knowing the spirit of the celebration.

Yes^. I am cheap and poor and those fancy out to dinner meals come infrequently for me. As do dates actually. But when I am on one, it’s usually a split the check scenario. Or I pay for the booze and he pays for the meal. Or I take care of the tip. Obviously it is on an infrequent case by case basis, but that is how I

The guy escapes with his masculinity intact and I get free booze/food/whatever? Maybe I’m a terrible feminist (and I try to contribute something on dates I really do) but tbh I am totally fine such an arrangement.

I’m the queen of first (and only) dates and I didn’t even realize that a big part of this was because I ALWAYS insisted on either splitting or paying the check. I spoke to a few guy friends about my issues dating and they unanimously agreed that if a woman offers to split or wants to pay she’s not interested and they

I agree with this except we still live at a time where far too many women feel they can’t ask a man out (and too many men feel uncomfortable with being asked out by a woman) thus men end up paying more often. So the problem isn’t quite solved.

I thought the person extending the invite usually paid. I mean if you are going by formal etiquette rules.

I always at least offer to pay, because GENDER ROLES, but also I’m cheap so I’m secretly hoping you say “oh don’t worry about it”

You get paid $1 to my 77¢ you’re footing the bill, buddy.

Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

My baby sister had preeclampsia and delivered a micro premie 11 weeks early and is still in the hospital.

2005? Oh shit you guys, I’m from 10 years in the future and I have to tell you...shit gets worse. Take all of your money out of the market in 2007, you’ll thank me.

I would have sex with Kate McKinnon as Justin Bieber, because deep down I know she’s Kate McKinnon. Justin Bieber will alway be Justin Bieber.

No. This is not the face of a man who reciprocates.

Every time you say “bone zone” I picture you going to one of the Mario levels with all the skeletons: