Mr. President needs to stop by for a visit with this bunch. They are my favorite Alaska show. I am definately going to examine why I have a ‘favorite’ show about Alaska.

SALMON ARE IN THE POCKET OF OBUMMER AND THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA!!!!!!!!111!!!!

It’s a thing—she’s actually made sense for the past week or so. I’m beginning to think she’s had a stroke.

I think its pretty much a given that everyone started liking Reese Witherspoon more once that DUI video came out. I wish she was like that a lot more. Like everything in movies,tv, and sports are just so neutered. We need more excitement. Have NFL players start taking notes from WWE

This is why you do extensive research on who is going to tattoo you. Get to know the artist.

Okay, but the god question gets answered rather quickly, doesn’t it? I knew the God thing was bullshit in 4th grade.

I sort of love “You Are Not the Father” videos. It’s like watching a very slow train wreck... with dancing.

I wonder if it was just a general attraction to extreme tabboos? Like, incest, bestiality, rape....I can’t think of anything else but I’m sure I’ve missed a lot. Which, I suppose it would bad enough if you keep it in your head as a deep dark fantasy. But acting on those things is heinous.

I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:

Seriously. This guy makes men who send unsolicited dick pics seem like Nicholas Sparks.

I think I’d rather just go the fun route and fake it by binging on Coors Light and cheese and passing my beer belly off as a baby belly.

“How is this even supposed to work?”

JUST ASK THESE SATISFIED CUSTOMERS!

Asos is great. At least their plus size is. Runs true to size, nice fabrics. Items hold up well. Their shoes however are too narrow for me, which is strange because European shoes usually fit better than most US brands. But whatever, they cant all be winners. I like their jewelry too. Good clearance.

What I do is add stuff I like to my wishlist and then try to nab it on final clearance. It’s not returnable then, but I’ve spent $25 on it instead of $90. I nabbed my daughter the blue velvet Esther Williams bathing suit that was a HUGE favorite on the site like that.

I don’t get to use this funfact all that often, so I take every chance to share.

I feel sorry for anyone who didn’t know about him pre-Jennifer Lawrence because he really is stupidly hot and you have been missing out.

I felt bad for him because he hated the way he looked and there was never anything wrong with the way he looked. It made me wonder if he had been abused.