I walked away all choked up from the TV when I caught the Clinton ad playing Trump audio over footage of young girls looking in the mirror. We are giving this nation to my young nieces, and the 6 year old little girl I nanny. If this were any other man, any other election, this fool would have been taken out months…

Fallon has repeadetly stated that when he was first asked to come on to Weekend Update he was totally not sure of it as he’s not into politics. He didn’t want to have anything to do with it. Fine. Then don’t have the flaming pubic hair fire on your show. If you can’t even remotely take him to task at even a late night…

I have a tall skinny 6 year old in 1st grade who needed to start back up her Goodnight pullups about a year ago. It’s not always about training or psychology; in this case after consulting with her doctor and reading up extensively online we’ve discovered that it’s moreso about her body growing before her bladder can…

Eh, you learn in law school early on that those cases are already decided long before they go to taping. Those people are paid to be on TV, paid for their time, the production company often pays the judgement. It’s purely there for entertainment. You may dislike the the character she plays but give me a break with the…

As a professional nanny and general “oh god, intimacy is hard” type of lady, I try to completely respect everyone’s privacy. But sometimes you stumble.

I read Celebitchy religiously now that Gawker is gone, and I need more content during the hours I should be working. I’m curious as to what you think the site gets wrong? I don’t disagree, I’m just curious as I have my own gripes.

I was listening to an NPR show where a doctor states that the most needed donation for central American countries was UV sun glasses. Poverty stricken people often suffer from ochular dengeneration because of exposure. THE MOST IMPORTANT. I still think about that - over donating sun block, or shoes, or etc etc?

This leads me to believe that you are either super clean or super unclean. There can be no gray area.

This has got to be the pie v. cake argument. I’m a young women who has always run especially hot so I especially hate people who wish it to be balmy and warm in the home. And though I do think you’re insane, I do respect that you run cold like most every other woman on the planet.

I don’t think anyone is telling you to sleep in the nude when it’s 20 degrees outside. I took it as more of a “hey, if you can, do nude”

When I used to work for a major hotel chain as a bartender/concierge I was asked several times by male employees when I was due. I was not expecting. Shit hit the fan with me when a drunk pharma rep called around to the bar that she was buying shots BUT not for me, because I was preggars? I’m a very passive person,…

Anyone trying to get rid of lice: I’m a nanny of two grade school age kids. The mother is a surgical resident. Both kiddos got lice several times in 2016... We never tried home remedies as peer reviews state that they absolutely suck. The third time lice was passed back to our 7 year old little girl we realized that…

Double checking the back of DL right now. Making sure my emergency info on my iphone says I’m donating. Also making sure I talk to all of my loved ones tomorrow to make sure we’re all still on the same page about how I want to donate my organs.

I stopped practicing massage (I’m a non practicing LMT with 1,000 hours of school work and prac and my MBLEX under my belt) after getting sexually assaulted by a client. This type of shit drives me mad. Whatever you are doing, if it involves a sexual aspect to it it’s not fucking massage and you’re inviting in tons of…

Yeah. Whenever I rewatch the later seasons of Mad Men I want to strangle Keirnan Shipka. They’re so cute and real when they are unselfconscious little fuckers, but then they grow into try-hard shitty teen actors.

If Suri Cruise there in the photo squints any harder her eyes are going to cross. And what of the 99% of the time where you forget to unhook the charm and it goes through the wash and it sounds like you poured marbles into the washer. Bitch is just ripping off wine glass charms which actually do make some sense.

“freedom of expression comes with responsibility.”

Really? He seems to be happily ok with dating age appropriate women. And though alcoholism can do fucked up stuff to one’s social character I still think he’s a well regarded, thoughtful dude amongst his peers. I just don’t see him shaving a woman and then losing his shit over it.

Why did my mind go there too? Older = older so I didn’t picture James Franco. Sean Penn’s rep precedes him so I discounted him too.