WWJD?

It’s not just for boys? But...oh, you mean because little girls might like it, too. OK, sure. Sorry, I got confused, cuz I thought you meant that Star Wars was something that grown-ups might pay attention to. LOL

OK, so the premise for the post is that a magazine featured celebrities on the cover that don’t make much sense for the ostensible “theme” of the issue? And the magazine in question is...Glamour? Hm... I guess the BA in humanities/fine arts was a bad idea.

My first visual impression of the Ted Cruz sweater was that there were two neatly-coiled turds on either side of his face. Now that I see they are snakes, I...I guess I still want the sweater, but...you know, not quite as desperately as before.

Fixed the headline: “Swedish doctors take a short break from cutting-edge cancer research to freshen up puerile cliché about Swedish doctors.”

Seriously, when was the last time you read something in the paper about an off-duty cop, and the story didn’t end with the off-duty cop doing something unbelievably heinous?