The one 12hr trip we did we did as an overnight so the little bastards would be asleep. It was worth every drift into the shoulder.

What the hell is it with wives and shitty fucking music? Mine has accepted some of my influence, but I still think that is pretty much the only matter of taste that we can’t really sync up on .

And if your vehicle of choice doesn’t have dual climate control, driver alone controls temperature inside the car. On one trip, my kids kept insisting we make the car warmer until I told them if it got any warmer in the car, daddy would fall asleep while driving and nobody wants that.

This time one thousand. Often I let my wife drive because she is more aggressive and gets us there quicker, but I will often volunteer to drive so I don’t have to listen to another episode of Undisclosed.

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Yeah, but even an iffy film with Richard Pryor is going to be better than a loud, stupid one made by Zack Snyder.

Richard Pryor. Richard Pryor!

A-fucking-men, man. This is also why I advocate the overnight drive.

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

NFL fined Josh Norman $5,000 for wearing his red white and blue cleats last weekend. He is appealing.

Following with “that” would have improved the clarity, no doubt. But insisting on “with which” might be a stretch. Day by day, that particular construction is falling out of usage and the alternative becoming more accepted as correct (whether or not that’s a good thing is, of course, debatable).

So apart from the beauty thing, it totally nails it then?

Dane Cook is in this? Well that’s one movie I’m not going to see this year.

There are already two words for this. Trolling, pronounced ‘tro-ling,’ refers to ironic hilarity, whereas trolling, pronounced ‘trole-ing’ is for malevolent douchebaggery.

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Which is extra ironic because cars are one of the things gun control advocates point to as a system of training, registration, and public accountability applied to something that can be deadly, but that’s stated purpose is transportation, which should be the very minimum applied to fucking guns, which only exist to…

It’s not a joke. Our Twitter replies are full of gun nuts demanding to know when Obama will force background checks on cars.

Quantum Leap!

Never trust anyone who says “heighth.”

That’s been happening for a while now.

I know, right? It’s Hails Mary, like Attorneys General.