As a Clevelander, I wish to extend a hearty fuck you, you godamned crybaby.

Jesus Christ. Stop being a penis and just enjoy the fact that your team is awesome and finally have the fan support previous ownership did their best to snuff out. Cry-asses everywhere.

I LIKE THIS POST BECAUSE THERE IS BREAD IN THE STORY AND YOUR COMMENT HAS BREAD PUNS BAKED IN.

Joke’s on them for thinking a Jet will ever carry the Stanley Cup

Yes. Yes he does.

Uhhhh, I beg to differ... Who the fuck would NOT want to be called something sweet, like “The Birkenstock Bandit”, or “TapOut Tshirt Thief”, “Little Hands Looter”... Cmon... gotta have some sizzle if you’z gonna make a career out of it.

Why would they choose to wear clothes, but not shoes?
I have gone naked before but I still wore shoes.

While true and very important, I feel like if you live where it snows and don’t know this, you’re not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.

Man I miss Polish food....

Trini tried to make to go to Alcatraz
But Bago said no, no, no
Yes, I’ve been black
But when the Zionists come back, you’ll know, know, know
I ain’t done the crime (alone)
And if Blatty thinks he’s fine
He tied to make me go to Alcatraz (alone)
But I won’t go, go, go

Well in that case Tobago gets to keep half and Trinidad will extradite their half.

So 20 years to make a new ID4, and it’s just “THEY CAME BACK!”

Let’s stop mincing words and call them what they are: Anti-Science Terrorists

This is the best.

A BMW i3, a $40,000+ electric car, is one of the best free cars I’ve ever seen. Why so mad?

That ending was perfect. The entire series was about ka. What is ka? Ka is a wheel, my friend.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…