Haha, same here.

Since when do you have to apologize for flexing on a dude? Leave the holier than thou shit to baseball, please.

I can’t believe it’s not on Hulu, given this sort of old, somewhat forgotten TV show right on the cusp of being credibly called a cult-classic is right in their wheelhouse. (Which used to be Netflix’s wheelhouse too, but whatever...)

I know, I know we’re not a monolith and I’m really loathe to straight up call someone a race traitor without knowing the total depth of their delusion, but, wow. Fuck, man. Just... fuck, man. I can’t even be coherent about this right now.

Not at all.

look im not going to be mean because obviously you are very uneducated. but honestly though have you ever actually rode a horse? [edited for sanity]

Haha no, but only because I’m not in charge of such things.

Me: Alexa, what are your thoughts on #MeToo?

Oh dear.

You two are so lucky to have each other and I hope that things are getting a little bit better for you each day. Keep your head up.

Oooh, Monique, you should write a column on teaching the masses on how not to get dickmatized (shit, who am I kidding, that calls for a whole damn series). Some people have an easier time with it than others, but I think we could all benefit from dethroning the idea that sexual intimacy is the highest form of intimacy…

What’d my grandmother always say? You gotta love your kids, even when you hate them. I was a shitty kid and then a world-class sulker as a teenager, but if either of my grandparents ever resented me for occupying their time with all the unending stream of nonsense that we can get into as children, they never let on.…

Co-signing on this.

Dear god, don’t give PornHub any more ideas.

I’m in Uptown Dallas (for anyone familiar with the area - I know and I’m sorry; I hate me too) and this shit is rampant. Close your shit up. I’m not impressed by the 85" OLED you’ve got in your 800 square foot apartment, or the tacky, bootleg Klimt you’ve got hanging on the wall behind your West Elm couch. IT’S 8:30…

Stop. Fucking. Doxxing.

I can take or leave AHS as a whole, but I have absolutely no regrets about watching that entire season. Several times. That cast was so fucking fire.

A locally owned, independent ice cream shop is just about the most wholesome business a person could open...

I am typically reluctant to oversimplify complex matters of culture and socialization, but I keep it real simple when it comes to letting people of color dictate the terms of their own existence: If you’re riding along on the black empowerment bus, we’ve got room for you. There will always be room for you.

Right. You’re welcome, America.