I’m not a Christian or anything, but with regards to this stellar example of pretzel logic:

Being that I’m in Dallas and today is like the first time that I’ve even thought about maybe possibly wearing a light jacket since... last February, I know that I’m not going to get very many opportunities to rock one of these fedters (calling them mere sweaters seems inadequate) in public. But please believe I’m more…

For fuck’s sake, it’s Tao Lin all over again.

Woo boy, I bet he’s getting some gloryhole tonight!

A Rebecca in public, but a Beckzilla behind the scenes.

Oh yes, that Jezebel bit needed to be said. In fact, it needs to be said twice, once more with feeling.

Yes. Form an orderly line and the friendly, very well paid cashier will check you as quickly as the rapids can carry them back to their post. The fuck, man?

It’s pretty simple stuff really.

Hey man, in a post-Black Messiah music world, anything is possible.

I humbly request that you add Raphael Saadiq to your list of worthies.

Yeah, fuck them too. Who else you got?

Even if he isn’t actually racist, he was fine pretending to be, and there’s no difference here between the actual and the act. A pretend racist is just a racist with self-esteem issues.

Two things I learned from this fight:

I’d feel a lot better about the removal of the White House’s well-known fascists if I believed for a single goddamn second that it was indicative of a larger ideological shift away from batshit, right-wing hatemongering. I don’t.

Get the fuck out of the city you fucking fuck.

I don’t know why, but the remake gameplay footage made me think of Threads of Fate, which is a game that I’m positive I haven’t played since it came out in 2000. It was good. (But not quite Secret of Mana good. SD3, especially.)

Herman, my man, I don’t quite see this ‘House Negro’ reclamation project working out as you might intend. I don’t want to alarm you, but, its possible that white people in your professional circle might use your willingness to denigrate yourself by willingly accepting the title (and role!) of House Negro against you.…

Don’t worry about it, SZA’s talented and consistently in demand as a songwriter and producer. She ain’t going nowhere.

Please stop showing his stupid face.