If you haven’t seen The Proposition (written and scored by the exquisite Nick Cave) get on that. Pearce, Emily Watson and Ray Winstone as amazing in it.

Keep in mind this is assuming you will only need ~$43,000 each year of retirement and that you will only need this for 30 years. To retire at 50, you would assume you are only going to make it to 80. Probably not the best bet because if you run out of money at 80, it would suck to have to start working again.

It was nice of you to provide a genuine answer to an undoubtedly judgmental question.

Because divorce is stressful and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone if there was a good way around it. Besides, I admire his work and corporeal beauty and, based off his tweets, he and his wife seem nice. Nice people whom I admire bring out my sympathy. And also my marriage is my most important relationship in my life, so…

*types in nuclear launch codes*

Charge the everloving fuck out of that midwife.

4. You’re spending all damn day reading Lifehacker again.

Hmmm... $300.00 and several hours labor for 1/2 the access to my closet. Hmmm...

I have sliding doors on my current closet and I hate them. I would gladly take bi fold doors in a heartbeat.

Eh. I’m probably guilty of a lot of these to someone at some point:

I don’t know if anyone is going to read this...But this article was incredibly helpful.

I do, it’s kept me from smoking cigarettes for the last three years. And I can reduce the amount of nicotine any time I like. I also find that I can go without for longer periods of time then when I was using tobacco. So for me it is a godsend because I was very much hooked on tobacco.

Your baby has a beautiful ponytail.

I always hoped that I was smarter than Ann Coulter but now I have proof. I’m in a hotel room. First thing I did after kicking off my shoes (and eating the macademia nuts)? Checked that the alarm was off.

WHAT???

it’s okay, grandma.

That’s totally one sided though. This person wants to have sex outside the marriage but loves their spouse and doesn’t want their marriage to end? that’s all fine for them to feel.

So then they should get divorced before they start sleeping with someone else. Pretty simple. If two people married with an agreement for monogamy and one wants to brake that - regardless of all the emotional reasons that may justify it- then the person who wants to participate in relationships outside the marriage…

You left an option out - talking to your partner about it. A person in a relationship doesn’t get to unilaterally change the conformation of the relationship. You talk to your partner and work something out. Yes, it may work out that ending the relationship is the best option, but one partner doesn’t get to…