Its as if Roethlisberger is being held down against his will.

So the lesson he was taught is that watching women’s soccer is a form of punishment?

Interesting. In New York, dolus eventualis means that, no matter what, James Dolan eventually fucks up everything.

The house arrest that he is currently under seems reasonable. At least we know he’s securely confined to his home with the mandated ankle monitors.

On the bright side, the Browns will get a higher pick that they can blow on some underachieving asshole.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say:

Fuck that. This was the best thing that ever happened to this kid, and he was in no way ‘damaged’ to the point of 15 million dollars.

Bear Meets Moron