Spoiler alert: every scar is a life that he has taken.
I worked out for a month looking in the mirror going “Do it for Wakanda!” For winter time, I’m in pretty good shape. This is usually hard liquor and video game season for me.
What’s interesting is my BF and I were watching Rosanne on Antenna???, last night, and there were numerous commercials for a Farmers/ranchers/country dating site, and we went to it, and there are options for same sex dating...so progress?? We were shocked, and a little drunk.
+1...wait...+5, no +10. +30. Now it’s +325!
She was skiing like she’d been there before.
Gee you really showed me with your big dumb muscles and willingness to destroy your body for... what exactly? Are you some millionaire athlete we’re not aware of secretly lurking the comment section of Deadspin to push people around?
Did no one ever teach you the difference between your/you’re, or are you just doing it on purpose?
I used to dream of driving across all states in the US in a manual Ferrari F430, and write blog posts as I go. I imagined my F430 stopping by the road, the only part that is pretty much clean is the windshield that has been wiped by the wipers, and cows grazing at a distance. Probably somewhere along the way I’d sleep…
Every time I see a sage northcutt article, I assume someone is in the comments noting his resemblance to Brad from Home Improvement. I suppose I should take a turn as well
You’re calling me out in the most limp-dick way possible, over the internet, and you can’t spell. So go on and fuck right off with that beta bullshit.
It’s insane that kids are allowed/forced to take extreme measures to make weight. College, pro, whatever...they’re adults. Still shouldn’t be allowed but whatever. My high school buddies should not have been allowed to do the things they did to their bodies.
10 pounds is not a make or break difference at that weight. I didn’t go far for one simple reason: I sucked. I mean that’s the long and the short of it. Probably doesn’t help that I had the unfortunate luck of having several people in our division that were regional or state championship contenders at that time, but…
High school wrestling is not real wrestling.
I get that you’re joking but I just wouldn’t be ME if I didn’t point out that life isn’t fair and you could just end up demented and sickly very early, for no reason at all.
Why aren’t fighters weighed at regular intervals fron the day the contract is signed? Miss weight twice and you’re disqualified. Seems healthier.
It’s called juicing.
it’s sad that deadspin commenters see insulting you as more important than eliminating weight cuts
I don’t understand why any sport with weight classes allows these guys to do this to themselves and then bulk back up right before the fight. If you can’t stay at that weight, don’t fight at that weight. I wrestled in high school, I saw the ridiculous things guys would do to make weight. Run with trash bags on, shave…
I mean, I suppose there’s always the option to train like crazy, then NOT get punched in the head for a living, but pasta and Netflix are just too good.
Man, I can’t imagine being so young and in that kind of shape. Guess, I’ll just have to settle for being able to remember my address in my fifties.