christ.

Looks like Conan can't wrap Marshawn up either.

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

"There might not be 10 non-Arizonans on earth who want to see the Suns hold onto that spot, rather than ceding it to the more star-studded Thunder or Davis's Pelicans."

Arrow, you are a fool if you don't release an Assassin Playlist.

The first rule about being a DJ assassin? Lure them in with "Turn Down for What"

I'm just here so I won't get unionized.

Below: The owners' benevolence in action

The amount of "90s" being radiated from this suit is 100x the allowable daily dosage for any human.

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

QUIT MAKING ME WANT TO RE-WATCH MYSTERY MEN OVER AND OVER FOREVER

The perverts up by the stage would be, I suppose, venture fapitalists?

"seasoned clothing-optional gyration specialist." Nicely done Anna. I have a few ideas

I love this, in part because it's a plausible enough excuse to revisit this.

EYE agree

The league's security apparatus sure is quick and thorough on such important matters.

Captain Puerto Rico?

And that WWF Intercontinental Championship belt.

This girl seems like a pretty unbelievable catch.