I’m moving to Melbourne next year and you just dashed my dreams of growing my own avocado tree. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

This! omg this. Though my poor coworker wouldn’t be able to leave. I swear she’s on her period for weeks at a time.

In my high school the locker roomers were directy across from each other. Not hard to drag someone into either. Which is what my ex did to a girl so he could assault her a few weeks after we broke up.

Eep! I’ve never had anyone outside of my family/friends say they want to know about my writing.

I would have put him at least a decade older. Damn...

My father straight up told me he walked in on my brother beating on and raping his former girlfriend like it was no big deal. He then went on about how he didn’t understand why I was up set that he didn’t do anything to stop it but instead left the house because “it wasn’t any of my business”.

While enraged, I wasn’t…

Thanks for the advice.

This right here is why I want to be finished with the trilogy I’ve been working on before a pubisher, agent, whatever so much as hears of my name. It’s taken me so long between my day job, college, etc to get where I am that I hate to do what Martin has done to himself and his fans. It’s hard on us, but just think of…

Right, the cd collection in my car is emo and pop punk-tastic.

Possible new AFI next year and for sure new Blaqk Audio.

Oh yeah, they’re the bomb diggity alright

My friend has an anxiety disorder and she can get a bit shaky during situations like this. The first time she got pulled over it happened, and they used it as an excuse to tear apart her car claiming they smelled weed when she couldn’t give a “good enough” explination on her shaking.

They found nothing and let her go…

People at my work keep asking for scratch offs for their secret santa gift. I’m debating on whether to get one for the person I got for secret santa. I think it’s a shitty gift but she asked for it...

Old Spice’s Swagger shampoo/conditioner combo. It smells good and doesn’t leave your hair a mess.

At 12 years old they’re more than likely already choking the chicken.

If this doesn’t win then I don’t know what life is.

They love to claim the parking lot isn’t part of their property because of damages to vehicles from loose carts. They don’t have a legal leg to stand on though even with all of the signs claiming they can’t be held responcible.

The Riddick universe is Vin Diesel’s pet project. It’s not that it’s being “brought back” over and over again. It’s that he’s doing them between other movies when he has time and financing.

Nope, that’s what I thought.

I have no time for that shit. They’d get hearty fuck you in reply to every offer.