It’s a bold strategy, Torsloke. Let’s see if it pays off for him.

One clip on YouTube and the opening stumbles

The $49.99 fleece blanket would be really helpful when a fan jumps off the roof of a car through a flaming folding table and you need to smother the flames somehow.

$3.6 million in costs to remove Schnatter’s image from its marketing materials

But then it’s free in the conference room and you go, meh, good enough. (dies)

Consider alternate sustenance!

Papa has now joined the Pantheon of Disgraced Racist Pizza Mascots (PDRPM), joining The Noid and Grand Dragon Imo to live out his days in saucy infamy.

Roth too scared to go buy CBD placebo gummies.

Yeah. I had an awful, traumatic birth with my daughter. For about a year afterward I would get the shakes just thinking about it. And I still have nerve damage. But you know what would have been a much deeper and more lasting “wound”? If she had DIED.

I get you. I have a dear friend who had both her kids at home. However, what happened to my baby, where I had a perfectly ho hum delivery and he ended up on a breathing machine withing 3 minutes of birth and ten NICU within 9, made me happy I was in a hospital downstairs from the NCIU. On the really weird chance a…

Personally, I would rather give birth at home. I have no problem with it.

It’s actually not unheard of in some tribes/groups for a woman to go off into the bush for labor, and come back with the baby when she’s done. It’s also not unheard of for moms and babies to die that way.

My body didn’t know shit when it came time to have my son. He was content to stay in there forever apparently, and my body would have let him. Because of modern medicine, my doctors knew that there was a potential problem because his heart rate was dropping dramatically with each contraction and we decided to go ahead…

The thing is? Bodies don’t really know shit. We die from literally countless things and in the main it’s because the body cannot recover from whatever it was that damaged it. 

Even giving birth COMPLETELY alone has got to be a historical anomaly for women who just happened to live exceptionally isolated lives (I’m thinking pioneer women of the American west who maybe have been homesteading some remote patch of land, for example). Even before births were attended by trained and licensed…

Yep. Homebirth is taking unnecessary risks at the expense of your child for your own “birth experience”. In my opinion, you have failed the very first test of parenting by doing that. No baby is going to remember their birth.

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

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I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

Home birth can be great for some women, but the fact that this group deletes any advise that counters their beliefs and doesn’t make room for other treatment options makes them a cult, and a very dangerous one at that.