True story:

During the course of the weekend, the protesters said they were engaged in peaceful protest, but they set up at least 2 roadblocks, illegally flew drones in the same airspace as a helicopter, and set up tents on private property. They have been arrested, but it is yet to be seen if they are convicted. They may all get…

I want to find a way to give this more stars, but I’m too frustrated.

This is what they were charged with:

Last two? The entire BB coaching tree has been awful once they leave the organization. And Houston is a coaching staff of Pats hand me downs. And they’re awful. I’ve come to believe it’s BB himself. I don’t know if it’s because Kraft was a smart enough owner to hand all control of the operations to BB but he continues…

As a Jets fan, I’ve suffered a great many indignities, from the Buttfumble, to Tebowmania, to Brett Favre’s penis.

Don’t think of DS9 as a separate show.

He Kobayashi Maru’d it like a boss

Notice his movements; slow, careful and as precise as a bulky animal can get. He took the lid away to put it down on dirt away from where he knew it could be heard and summon trouble. He slowly pulled the bag out, maintaining balance so that the can would slide to the ground and make minimal noise, too.

What with all the new objects being discovered in the Kuiper Belt and beyond, and the possibility of a superterrestrial “Planet Nine” out there somewhere and who knows what else, I think that we should stop referring to Pluto/the KB as “the far edges of our solar system” and instead call it the edge of the known Solar…

let’s take a moment to enjoy The Riker Maneuver

Nope, it was Bjork and Mindy.

What I want to know is, what was the counterprogramming on Icelandic TV that drew 0.02% of viewers? Real Housewives of Reykjavik? Magnúsdóttir’s Anatomy? Law & Order: Fisheries Crime Taskforce?

Well put. To me, what’s almost as stupendous is how an insignificant primate species on an insignificant planet in an insignificant solar system in an insignificant galaxy, etc. etc. has actually begun to understand its place in all this immensity.

I think James Cameron really did call up the studio execs while drunk and talk about how cool it would be to make four more sequels. Entertaining the idea in a joking manner, the studio execs said “suuuure mister, cameron. We’ll cut you a check for a bajillion dollars to make your avatar movies. Here, I’m having my…

Starting to sound like a baseball trade. Fox gets Spider-Man, Marvel gets the F4 and a hero to be named later.

They’ll have to write around Death since she is under contract to WB and Snyder.

I, for one, will be humming it in my head all day long on May 6th...

Starred for the term “Murderverse”.