Bullshit.

Cheesecake is not pie. How could they not see it?!

This is a travesty.

It’s a good thing I’m not here to make friends, because I voted for ordering in.

Yep, this was probably my favorite Girls episode ever. I think both actors killed it. I’m gonna miss Desi if he leaves after this though. I wanted to kill him but he was so fucking funny.

The Ecuador pronunciation was hilarious.

I bet you Obama would go to Trump’s funeral if it was held on a sinking ship.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

It never was about deciding guilt. It is about deciding if both of them received a fair trial. Avery’s case was put together by officers that owed him MILLIONS of dollars, hated him, and had wrongfully incarcerated him on purpose before. The kid hardly has shit for brains and yet got forced to confess all kinds of…

One thing that, in my mind, gets lost in discussing this case is this fact.

Okay raise your hand if you’d vote for Vincent Vega before you’d vote for any of the GOP candidates on that stage.

Prosecutors are requesting 12 1/2 years, while Fogle’s defense has asked for five.

I know a lot of people don’t like this show, I get that. But I love it. It’s depressing as fuck, which doesn’t help with my depression. But the performances, the subject matter, the small bits of hope, the realness of it just makes the show really powerful.

We had a cat that was 28 lbs. wasn’t fat, just big-boned. He would walk on the couch and step on my balls every time.

The only thing that would make it worse is if she awoke with his feet in her mouth...

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Me right now

Once again, dogs are better than humans.