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Jaime would be a good guess. Alternatively, it could be Loras Tyrell or Kevin Lannister who kills her. Or even, at the extreme, Rickon or Aegon Targaryen.

Or, possibly, it could be Tommen that kills her, without becoming a wight. Keep in mind, Joffrey is dead, Myrcella is in a very dangerous place and almost died

"4) James Earl Jones as Thulsa Doom in Conan the Barbarian"

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Is this where we talk about all those terrible "United We Stand" bumper stickers with the American flags that people have let fade to gray and yellow?

fuck I want it to be June 6

I think you're overplaying the significance of the enemies that Tyrion made. First, and most importantly, the only real rule in the game of thrones is to keep your ass on the giant metal chair. Tyrion couldn't do that, mostly because of his injury during the Battle of Blackwater, but also because his authority there

That was a different dragon-raid instance I think

Do you also happen to say, "The gun is good. The penis is evil."?

as has already been addressed, he couldn't have married lysa without having some support. the vale was really the only option open to him as far as getting his hands on a kingdom of his own, so jon arryn had to go.

as for baratheon v. lannister- first, it doesn't serve anyone's interests to keep robert on the throne.

Oh, I don't think Littlefigner wants to stop at the Vale. But the Vale is an attainable launching point for greater things. I mean, it's an unassailable kingdom with good revenues, and most important, hasn't participated in any of the fighting.

What, you don't remember Varys' riddle?

... and then forgot about it and was replaced by another faceless man?

He's described in the books as basically one step up from a hedge knight- politically harmless, but also not a marriage worth seeking. Lannister/Tyrell backing plus being "Lord Paramount of the Trident/Harenhall" basically brings him up to the level where he can marry Lysa and still get Jon Arryn's old vassals to

Varys wants stability. It's well in accord with the role a lot of Masters of Whispers have played in Westeros. See Dance of the Dragons

No, he doesn't mean Tywin

Except Podrick's magic penis is going to be some serious competition

He's got ties to Bravos, the Bravosi famously hate dragons and Valyrians

(faceless men)

THis isn't hard:

1) John Arryn dies, the Vale goes to someone Littlefinger can manipulate (easily).
2) Ned Stark comes to King's Landing, Littlefinger can arrange for his death/exile, and ingratiate himself with the Lannisters.
3) If Ned is exiled to the wall, chances are Littlefinger can still make a play for the Vale,

Did it come with missiles? This is important...

if they're not important to the plot, why?