Yep.

It’s one of those “on the one hand; on the other” kind of situations. On the one hand, millions of people have gone back to work. Even accounting for the marginally employed and those who are too discouraged to keep seeking work, employment statistics aren’t significantly higher than they were in 2007, when every…

We have been ignoring him for a long time in the UK and I promise you, you will not regret this path.

BJ Hunnicutt was a prankster. I knew BJ Hunnicutt. You, sir, are no BJ Hunnicutt.

When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

I am getting a Rick Astley feel to it.

Evolution at work!

Yep. If she’s 4 weeks pregnant then she would be 6 weeks pregnant in pregnancy time.

Yeah. Big Bang Theory is way better. At least they are all living in apartments they might actually be able to afford, and not having babies who just mysteriously... vanish after a period of time.

(i still like this show), she says, sotto voce while exiting the room.

Pardon me, is this where I make myself feel better by pointing out how superior I am to those rubes who watch Big Bang Theory? I’ll need to throw in that I, of course, refuse to watch any show on CBS including those that are actually good like Person of Interest and Elementary. I mean, think of the horror if anybody…

When I read the headline I thought he meant “He’s trying” as in “He’s trying my patience.”

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Tubbs 5eva

I hope that the first debate where he makes some sexist crack, she just spends five solid minutes BURNING HIM TO THE GROUND. Every fucked up thing he’s ever said or done, just a viral-friendly RANT where she torches the shit out of him. He’s a bully. Kill him early, and he’ll get flustered.

Can we please show his original photo and not his made up court image in the main articles from now on? someone requested this before an I fully support this.

It thought it was great, too. And I think he went easy on them. Blitzer is like a news matre d’, Don Lemon is awful, and nearly to a person CNN, MSNBC, and Fox are staffed by useless tools.

The only time these assholes have any chance of being uncomfortble during a normal year is this event. So it’s great when the…

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

I wish that Amazon would keep track of when I search for something then immediately buy it! Thanks for the ad for the thing that was delivered yesterday, Amazon, but no thanks.