Rebecca Fishbein
rebeccafishbein
Contributor
3/19/20
5:13 PM
23

i may be both a troll, but i’m also a reader and a friend, and thus, i demand an answer.

3/19/20
5:06 PM
22

well, are you going on a facetime date with the governor or not

3/19/20
12:25 PM
18

Dear Sweet Marie, what has happened to our Rebecca? If you’re a neighbor of hers, check on her, would you?

12/18/19
1:11 AM
18

I missed that, I’m sorry. I would edit my comment but the window has passed. Now I'm irritated at myself! I apologize again.

11/27/19
9:11 AM
8

I know, she went and made a darkly funny joke about America’s favorite actor for comedic effect - how dare she try to entertain us!

11/26/19
10:31 PM
19

You are absolutely correct about Tom Hanks and he’s the same reason I will not watch the Mister Rogers movie.

11/12/19
9:10 PM
30

My dad talks about You Don’t Mess With The Zohan like it should be in the Criterion Collection.

10/15/19
9:31 PM
16

Awwww, don’t fix it!  I like Coke Maroney.  Let’s make it a running joke.

10/7/19
11:18 AM
6

Anyway, if the gymnastics dictionary is in need of any new moves, might I recommend the Fishbein? It involves sitting in bed watching Big Mouth for six hours straight and I am very good at it.

10/2/19
8:39 PM
9

I had a grade school teacher tell me I wasn’t blonde, my hair was more “dirty dishwater color.” I’m still angry about it.

10/2/19
12:56 PM
25

Someone is middle school kept telling me that my eyes aren’t blue, because she only considered “clear, light blue, like really pretty blue” to be blue eyes, and I cannot express to you how much it infuriated me. MY EYES ARE BLUE!!! 

8/11/19
10:28 PM
8

Ah shit, I realize now I definitely misread this as you saying Swift is afraid of her own fans. My sincere apologies!