Rebecca Fishbein
rebeccafishbein
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11/12/19
9:10 PM
29

My dad talks about You Don’t Mess With The Zohan like it should be in the Criterion Collection.

10/15/19
9:31 PM
16

Awwww, don’t fix it!  I like Coke Maroney.  Let’s make it a running joke.

10/15/19
4:39 PM
15

Welp... here’s another book to add to the list. Never fails. Finish one, find three more. Read more

10/7/19
11:18 AM
6

Anyway, if the gymnastics dictionary is in need of any new moves, might I recommend the Fishbein? It involves sitting in bed watching Big Mouth for six hours straight and I am very good at it.

10/2/19
8:39 PM
9

I had a grade school teacher tell me I wasn’t blonde, my hair was more “dirty dishwater color.” I’m still angry about it.

10/2/19
12:56 PM
25

Someone is middle school kept telling me that my eyes aren’t blue, because she only considered “clear, light blue, like really pretty blue” to be blue eyes, and I cannot express to you how much it infuriated me. MY EYES ARE BLUE!!! 

8/11/19
10:28 PM
8

Ah shit, I realize now I definitely misread this as you saying Swift is afraid of her own fans. My sincere apologies! 

8/11/19
10:00 PM
46

CEO of Bustle here. Rebecca actually left voluntarily to write for Jezebel and write an upcoming book, Good Things Happen to People You Hate, after I accidentally stapled a bunch of listicles to my forehead. The listicle stapling thing isn’t related, I’m just still trying to pull them off.

7/5/19
12:52 PM
325

... only Republican donors got to see them.... there’s no such thing as a free tank.” Read more

3/31/19
8:42 PM
29

As a straight lady, almost twice her age, I can not allow this to happen. I need to believe I still have a shot.