Unlike Lori Loughlin, who seems to be having some trouble with the whole “getting caught doing crimes” thing, Felicity Huffman was smart enough to agree to plead guilty to attempting to bribe her daughter’s way into college. Though a plea deal might not keep her out of jail—prosecutors are reportedly recommending she…
It’s been nearly three years since Fox News host Gretchen Carlson filed a sexual harassment suit against then-CEO Roger Ailes, prompting a slew of similar high-profile suits and executive oustings both at Fox and at other major networks. Media’s MeToo moment is as visible as Hollywood’s, toppling giants like CBS’s Les…
Nancy Pelosi does not appear to be particularly impressed with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. On 60 Minutes this past weekend, Nancy Pelosi dismissed the growing left-flank of the Democratic Party, Ocasio-Cortez included, as “like five people.” She continued to write off Ocasio-Cortez this week, claiming a “glass of…
I was under the impression things were already over between Dina Lohan and her internet boyfriend, but it appears now things are REALLY over. What a journey it’s been for us all.
Americans are beginning to warm to socialism and universal programs, in part because capitalism has created such an insurmountable economic divide that it is increasingly difficult for millions of people across the country to live sustainable lives. You can see this interest playing out in different ways, like how a…
As a child, I had a small but well-curated Beanie Baby collection. I’d been informed by the budding capitalists in my third grade class that Tuffy the Terrier and my Princess Diana bear would be worth millions by the time I grew up. This never came to pass: when I was in college, my parents gave my Beanie Babies to…
Tonight is a big night for HBO. There’s the return of that show with the dragons and all the bearded men, for one thing. For another, the network dropped the first official teaser for Big Little Lies’s second season, which is still happening no matter how many times we here at Jezebel have tried to call attention to…
Kirsten Gillibrand, a senator and now-Democratic presidential primary candidate who risked losing the support of big donors and some centrist Democrats by calling for Al Franken’s resignation, will continue to call out Congress for their failure to adequately address sexual assault in the workplace, on college…
I have no interest in reliving a single past election until this upcoming interminable 2020 nightmare ends. But if for some reason you’d like to make a return visit to the 2008 primaries, a Hillary Clinton play officially opens on Broadway this month.
Bees have been disappearing from the planet at an alarming rate, a phenomenon that seriously threatens our ecosystem. Scientists speculate bees are dying out for a number of reasons, including pesticides, habitat losses, starvation, and parasites. What they have not considered, however, is that bees have just decided…
Per the rules of American hereditary monarchy, Blue Ivy Carter will one day ascend the throne as our true and rightful Queen. And though she is only seven, it appears she is quite prepared for this role.
A 17-foot, 140-pound female Burmese python carrying 73 (!!!!) developing eggs was caught and killed by researchers last week in the Florida Everglades. Some people might argue that her death was justified—Burmese pythons are an invasive species in Florida, and tend to eat all the native animals and their food. Still,…
R. Kelly, currently facing charges of criminal sex abuse, managed to book a show while awaiting his next court date, but he did not really bother to perform during it.
Sad news: Solange Knowles will not have the opportunity to follow in her sister’s footsteps and turn Coachella into...Solchella? Does that work? I do not think it does. Regardless, it’s not happening.
In today’s news from across the pond, Prince William has briefly pivoted to espionage, having reportedly spent some time working with the United Kingdom’s Security and Intelligence Agencies. The royals are really up to some wild shit these days, huh.
Donald Trump attended a Republican Jewish Coalition event in Las Vegas on Saturday, where he, among other things, referred to Benjamin Netanyahu as “your prime minister,” asked a room full of Republicans why they supported for Obama, compared U.S. Ambassador to Israel David Friedman to a “wonderful, beautiful baby,”…
A state judge has ruled against one New York county’s effort to stem a massive measles outbreak, arguing that the county cannot ban unvaccinated minors from public places.
One of the many incredible things about Trump’s America is how much time in it we spend discussing Roger Stone’s Instagram account. To perpetuate that phenomenon, I bring you this news: Roger Stone has said another mean thing about Barbara Bush.
There is truly no take on Joe Biden’s handsiness that matters more to me than Bill Maher’s, a person who once blamed the Me Too movement on “fucking fragile” millennials and claimed it would create a “police state” for sex. On Friday night, Maher delivered his much-needed opinion, joking that Biden is “not Harvey…
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