Oh, MISTER strawman is it? That’s right - we never allow female or gender-neutral strawmen around here. They’re banned forever!

Agreed - NMS never promised the moon (ok, it... well it did, but there ARE moons), but the hype machine would not be stopped.

I mean, personally, I’m enjoying the slow aspects of the game. No, there are no massive space battles. No I have not ran into a giant man-eating doom monster that I have to fight off with my…

Oh sure! Bring up strawmen! That’s what a racist pig would do! Nobody EVER wants to talk about haymen!

You’re right - we shouldn’t bother trying to create anything new, as we’ve already achieved maximum Minecraft. Any attempts are to be squashed.

Gaming is done guys! We’ve reached the end - it was a good ride. Everyone can stop dreaming up new stuff and just play old stuff.

... See you in 48 hours

You are officially banned from the internet for 48 hours. Keep it up with the puns and it’ll be a month.

Ooh, now those look fun to paint. The demons will fit in nicely with my Sigmar army of Daemons.

So the porting company works for DC?

Agreed - nearest pokecenter is 5 miles from me, and the only one at work is behind a locked lab door (for... some... reason?).

Jealous of all of you people finding non-rat pokemon with CP’s higher than 50.

“Shinji, you suck - get in the ice rink”

Ah, thumbnail theatre...

When you see a story online that includes an “Update” edit, does anyone else hear Robert Stack’s voice from Unsolved Mysteries say it in their head?

Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder?

*goes to church, finds Arceus* Hmm...

*goes to a Planned Parenthood, finds Darkrai* Hmmmm....

*goes to a Unitarian church, finds nothing* Ah hah!

I sense this game is biased.

*goes to Burger King, finds Arceus*

Ok, now I’m just confused

This is silly - all you need to do is approach the grenade and hit the R3 button to throw it back at the enemy

There was no MoO3.

“But dude, it came out in 200-”
“THERE WAS NO MOO3 LALALALALALALA”

Maybe we’re all just tired of your shit, Totilo!

Why is she not playing as D-Va and cosplaying as her while gaming? Seriously, these pro gamers have NO sense it seems.

Jokes aside, it seems like an issue but it really isn’t - “pro gamers accuse girl gamer of cheating” makes it sound like a gender-bias thing, but it really should be...

“Pro gamers are all awful people,…

Thanks! I have 50 video games to finish before I NEVER GET TO PLAY THEM AGAIN

So my now pregnant wife is a major Sonic fan, and these 4 would be fantastic as a gift for her... where did YOU find them? Or are they a review package? They aren’t in stock online, and before I wind my way around the toy stores in my area I want to make sure I’m not chasing something that isn’t available yet...

Congrats on finding someone who can reach the high shelves for you! My wife is 4' 11" and I think the primary reason she agreed to marry me is because I can reach things. God help my marriage if she ever finds out step stools exist.