Is that the guy from Leap Castle?

I had a friend who needed a therapist. I recommended mine. Said she wouldn’t go unless the therapist was mormon. In all fairness, the girl was close to 30 and single, which in Mormon-ness is extremely over the hill. Probably needed someone who was Mormon who could understand that being single and 30 in Utah is…

I just go church flashbacks!! Haven’t been in 20 years! Now I really want some wonder bread too.

I don’t condone the Perez Hilton style of defaming pictures of celebrities, but I would really like to have a picture of Jason Chaffetz next to a dick. Although the two are indistinguishable.

A busted up Matt Damon, but Matt Damon nonetheless.

In the immortal words of Cordelia Chase, oooo, these grapes are sour.

That’s it. When I leave for vacation, I’m going to leave circus music on in my house. No one is going to mess with me then!

All I could think about was him masterbating onto your face while you looked like the genie from Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

I don’t think anyone died in my new house, but I do know the couple were getting a divorce and had to sell.

I wasn’t ever really scared about it. The jumping on me scared me. More than anything I just felt bad. Poor ghost cat all alone living with someone who didn’t like cats.

The very first house that I bought was haunted...by a cat. I knew the previous owner has a cat because there was a cat door cut into the utility door and when I was cleaning before moving in, there was cat hair all over the carpet.

But he’s got his words. He’s going to defeat ISIS. He has a tremendous plan. The economy? You don’t become a billionaire by not knowing about the economy. He has a great plan for the economy, and it involves beating ISIS.

Don’t forget to mention that since she’s not attractive by his standards, she’s clearly lying and unable to do a good job. She just wants the attention.

I’m pretty sure that her boss did sexually harass her.

I don’t understand that kissing. A hug, I get. Arms placed around the back or shoulders for a picture, totally understand. Why does Trump insist on kissing people, especially young girls. Girls he doesn’t know. Is this a common thing for a President to do? I would be completely skeeved out if someone, even the…

I’m in agreement that it’s way too polished. Part of the fun of the original Rocky Horror was that it felt like it was made for $20 and held together with bubble gum.

I don’t think Judge Kara would rule this as shade.

I think we all need this. Having some serious ennui from all this political coverage and shit at work.

I’ve not had the shame of putting synthetics into my body to regulate something that’s natural. I went on HBC because I was in a relationship and was terrified of getting pregnant.

Wow, I’m really lucky that I haven’t had any real issues with my whore pills. And I’ll never stop using them. I love being able to control when I have my period, and sticking it to the man by buying tampons about once every three months.