I know a guy who will do it for like...$5k a year in meth. I mean he may try to sell you into human trafficking, but the price...a bargain right? Just don’t go to sleep.

I’m in Oklahoma. I WIN!

Yea...we always had to have a block heater on our 350SDL in the winter...Oklahoma though, so not too much difference?

Came here to say this. Thanks for beating me to it!

Likewise the only people who refer to themselves in the third person are generally assholes.

He would have had a total Lemon-party.

Question about this (as I have an old car with a key):

You’re totally drunk right?

No. The time to get a Kitchenaid was when I bought my Artisan 4.5 in Empire Red for $69 due to what I’m pretty fucking sure was a Best Buy price mistake at 4am. I don’t care, I’ve used it twice but I will NEVER SELL YOU!!!!

No. The time to get a Kitchenaid was when I bought my Artisan 4.5 in Empire Red for $69 due to what I’m pretty…

Hey! At least you’re honest! Me and my “Yeah but I wouldn’t tell anyone”

And yes, I did mean to reply to you.

I read that as “men who have sex with men” and was slightly confused.

Money.

Honestly me neither. I’m looking forward to the Sense8 and Doctor Who Christmas specials but that’s about it.

BUT WESTWORLD!

Thanks, Clover. All this article reminded me of is that I’ve only watched the Westworld finale two times instead of the usual five I do per episode and that it’ll be another year until we see more Dolores/Wyatt.

That’s why you claim erectile dysfunction to your doctor in advance. Cialis! Don’t ask me how I know this.

Oklahoma, 74114

This makes me love both of them more!

Madonna, only because she would put a hex on me that would make me literally shit myself.