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Steve Urkel came out of retirement for one night only.

I can't wait for the sequels. Yhat2ee: Settling for a Full House and Yhathree: Finally Yhatzee both sound promising.

People with cameras are the real monster.

At least he didn't ask to bum a smoke. That would have been truly terrifying.

We were at a free hotel breakfast in LA just before a visit to Disneyland and he was on the tv on some morning show. My mom likes country music and I don't think that she's aware of his career pre 2010 or so.

I remember getting a box of Honeycomb cereal that had all the character from Saved by the Bell: The New Class on it. The only character that I remember was Weasel because he kind of looked like Screech, but had a name that would indicate that he was more like Zack.

My mom, without irony, recently told me that she liked Kid Rock. I really didn't know how to respond to that.

In high school I was a manipulative sociopath. So, like many, I was exactly like Zack Morris.

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And so on, until it leads to an unfortunate Jared Leto tattoo.

If the image is too large Trump immediately deems that the applicant has "unreasonable expectations".

That's why he keeps firing campaign managers. None of them can properly draw a dick on his forehead. Now he's hired this Breitbart guy. A guy who knows how to properly draw a dick.

It's practically a Purple Heart where I'm from.

Yeah, but one of your friends will have drawn a dick on your forehead.

As my mom would say, "I like it. It's nostalgia."

So, @dogsolutions is pretty much just Doge but with different dogs as the meme? I'll notify my mother of these developments.

I'd be all for this if it would guarantee a sad goodbye to a cgi Jeremy Renner.

Hey, that smells like regular! She needs premium, dude! Preeeemiuuuuum! Duuuuuuuuude!

The whole fight was about Vin taking up the squat rack to do calf raises. The Rock had no choice but to call him out.

Did we really need to see Vision drinking Coronas?