Not with Cyborgerrymandering it won't. His constituency is splintered all to hell.

The real hero was that drunken Australian man. Drink beer first, throw boomerangs later. Those are the priorities I can get behind.

Don Draper certainly blew her up with his flesh arrow if that's what you mean.

That's nothing. Doc Gooden struck out 20 while high on Herman Cain.

You may be the only person that was excited for Hawkeye. Even Linda Cardellini seemed underwhelmed with his presence.

Batman's a cyborg.

That lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude?

Macdeath

+10 dad butt -15 street cred.

And -8 sexual partners. That's right, you've got to bang nine people to officially lose your virginity.

You'd probably crash land on planet Fedora. You're better off here where they are mostly avoidable.

Listen, we need to put a hold on letting Wookiees into this country. At least until we can figure out what's going on, ok?

Trump Calls for Second Amendment People to Take Care of Star Wars

Before I was just imaging him getting spanked while wearing a suit. Now I'm imagining him wearing a diaper and a bonnet. Much like baby play enthusiast Trump, you have done your doody.

You have a very specific fetish. I knew you were into MILFs, but this is surprising.

Deflategate!!!!!

Every Which Way but Loosely Adapted

Keep and eye out for Fresher Prince starring Jayden Smith.

Didgeridoo the Right Thing

Newt at the Ginreum 2: Open Marriage