Newt Court starring Richard Moll.

Escape from Newt's Fork: A Meatball's Story

Newty Newtron Adult Philanderer

Fifty Newt: Get Gingrich or Die Tryin'

Newt on Newt: Newt Beginnings

A Lack of a Sufficient Number of Newts: The Newt Gingrich Story

Three parts wolfsbane, one part eye of newt, a sprinkle of gingrich, and a slathering of santorum. I mean, it's right there in the recipe! Have we learned nothing?!?!

I just told a bullied teenager that I'd teach him karate. I had him paint my fence and wax my car before he caught on.

What's the deal with Bee Movie missing the cut? The cut was right there. How'd it miss it? It's one of the great mysteries of our time.
*bass riff*

Raiders is the best of the three, but they are all awesome. Road Warrior at least has the distinction of the foruth installment being legitimately great and not totally sullying the franchise. I'd much rather see Mad Max 5 than whatever garbage they're going to put poor 'ol Indy through this time around.

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.

Isn't it the point of that movie that she is really terrible? She just did the dumbest shit for the entirety of that thing, but I thought that that was kind of the point. She was directionless and a pretty horrible person.

Whichever you pick for next time you can't go wrong.

Schtupp Up 3 Ds

This is what it sounds like When Doves Cry.

I like all the performances and really liked an aged Terminator. I think they were trying to reboot the franchise and used the time travel aspect to do so, like JJ's Star Trek. The box office won't allow for a sequel with this as the timeline, alas. Prepare for yet another reboot.

*Joe Dirt 2 ends up on Yahoo! Video and no one notices but Katie Couric*

Then again, wait…There's nothing more to argue.

That movie is pretty terrible. But, my love for Arnold will probably cause me to watch it again. I've already got ten bucks invested into it, I may as well pump some more of my hard earned cash into this franchise.

Garbage day!