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Stephen King killed it in Maximum Overdrive.

I'm assuming that you mean improved. I'd say that he's gotten worse as an actor as he's gotten more freedom as a director. He was downright serviceable in Reservoir Dogs and not too shitty in Pulp Fiction. However, he was pretty awful in Death Proof and absolutely horrendous in Django.

Not Toby! He's the worst!

I think that you may be into the territory of hyperbole here.

Perfect nails, a nice smell, a class act all the way.

A garage? Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man.

We don't need no interstate! Private highways have been around since 1792. It's what the founders wanted! Keep the government out of my highway system!

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Murdering all human compaions for some, tiny paw-print flags for others.

I'll bet you my OJ Simpson slammer that I win this round.

This Ice will mess around and get double triple D's because today was a good day.

Oh, I ain't fer it, I'm agin it!

I'd hate myself if iPaid to see this.

Some girls' mothers are balder than other girls' mothers.

Look, someone's attractive cousin!

*Shoots innocent bystander in the chest. Moves eyebrows awkwardly*

A garbage man.

I hate every ape I see. From chimpan-a to chimpan-z.

I would like to make a joke about reaching the apex
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But, I now feel inadequite
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I can siiiiiiiiiing!