The Eagles defense is fantastic, but this needs to be reiterated: after leaving USC in disgrace, Sarkisian managed not to fuck up Alabama’s offense for one year, and was hired by a team fresh off of a Super Bowl appearance with a top offense, the league MVP and no key offensive skill position losses. Under his watch,…

Same. The giddy enthusiasm is great.

I really like Romo as a comentator. He’s knowledgeable, charismatic and enthusiastic. Most of those guys aren’t even two of those things.

You make an excellent point, but I think you missed several critical facts in that they fired Jeff Fisher, fired Jeff Fisher, and fired Jeff Fisher.

Pay your fucking taxes and don’t be a red-assed shit when they benefit people who look different than you.

You’d literally only have to get 20 words into the Constitution to get to the part where it is, in fact, the government’s job to make sure people don’t die of preventable diseases or starve. Comes right after the part where it’s their job too make sure we don’t get re-colonized. Don’t get high and mighty about the…

“I don’t expect the gov’t to pay for my medical expenses, nor is that part of their role per the Constitution.”

I don’t expect the gov’t to pay for my medical expenses, nor is that part of their role per the Constitution.

Fuck off Billy Bootstraps. You’re sick of your tax dollars helping poor people in this country? I’m sick of mine being used to blow them up overseas.

I don’t expect the gov’t to pay for my medical expenses

from the bottom of my heart, go fuck yourself. please, go fuck yourself. fuck yourself long and hard and thoroughly. fuck yourself harder than you’ve ever fucked yourself before. fuck yourself like you mean it.

Oh fuck you.

Healthy? Probably not. Profitable? Hell yeah.

It would be about Squirrel Girl.

honorable mention to Joe Flacco for being true to himself and checking down on 4th and 14 with the season on the line

me texting at the 2-minute warning: “I can’t believe I’m here rooting for Andy fucking Dalton”
me yelling at TV 1 minute later: “YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING GINGER PRINCE!!!”

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

He didn’t say you should run liberal candidates.

Denver has a quarterback?

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride