Hey folks! Long time!

After this place gets raffled off, will they be purging the rolls again? Me hopes not! I don’t comment enough…

Burner accounts are the not-even-half-baked solution to offering whistleblowers and other insiders a completely…

On last night’s The Nightly Show, actor Joe Morton was one of the panelists - he plays Papa Pope on Scandal, and at…

Come for a hilarious 4 minute Daily Show segment! Stay, if ya want, for my serious thoughts as well!

With all apologies to Catherine O’Hara - and Sheila Albertson for that matter - this has been killing me and I…

Just putting out an open thread for comments/messages, in lieu of having Direct Messages on Gawker. Feel free to use…

Editor’s Note: I sat down and wrote this post in one fell swoop, but made some editing choices: specifically to just…

Well there’s an awesome coinkydink! After all the outpourings of John Waters love, I just logged onto HBO Go for my…

So I don’t know how to Kinja well enough to do this, but I shared below a comment I made in the Jez thread for worst…

If you were to conclusively define a bender - as in specific requisites to achieve qualification as a bender - how…

I'm followed by most of the Gawker sub-blogs (huzzah!) but just realized that I'm followed by newsfeed.kinja.com,…

Real dick move, ESPN. You couldn't just find another picture? You deserve better, Goran.

The scariest villains are clowns and sometimes sharks, but you know what's even scarier? A hacker with a Gibson.

This is how I start most conversations, but this time I'm asking for a friend. Is this a real thing that has…

So I was recently handed paperwork to permit the IVF clinic which my ex-girlfriend and I patronized to thaw and…

Just found part of my dog's old Halloween costume - I know it's a little late for a joke about Pharrell's hat, but…

I'll be sitting out round 1 of the playoffs with a bye.

An apt holiday to release such a drastic improvement in navigation. Happy Columbus Day, world!

In lieu of direct messages or a bat signal, I'll just post this here! Thoughts on joining the Pan-Kinja thread that…