@BPMΣ: lol @ people who use at symbols

@i.roboto: AHH! WTF MAN! WHY DID YOU LINK ME TO THAT SITE?! XD

@Swift_: Folklore was kick ass. Genji made me rip out my eye balls in hatred-filled agony.

@excel_excel: (Hillbilly voice) Hyuk hyuk hyuk. He's ol' fashend!

@JustJake: Holy shit, I'm picking up Bejeweled for just $0.99. I didn't think it was worth $10, but damn, I'm gonna have it for $1.

@Blake Triana: Aww, you beat me to it.

@dowingba: Ya ikr. I can't never understand what that boy says.

@lllusionx: You have the greatest sense of logic I have ever come upon. Please bear my children.

@Jandlecack: Yea boiiii!

@Juthan: I pity the fool who insults, then wishes a Merry Christmas. :)

@HELLSRIDER: Ditto Crecente. And I hope you realize how Kotaku wouldn't be Kotaku without Adam.

YES YES YES YES YES! OUTRUN'S NUMBA ONE FAN HERE!

@KamikazeSailor: O. That cleared up a lot of disturbing images. :D

Lucky! I bet you had tons of nice Italian food. You know, like P'zones and calamari with Asian dipping sauce.

@KamikazeSailor: Urgh... Why would you say that?!

@PQ Crash: Without the creepy gingerish main character part.

THERE REALLY IS A SANTA! No joke, this thing looks like it can kick ass... Crysis test anyone?

Man, I love that iPhone hack. Didn't look like he took advantage of multi-touch control though... :(

@eboku: Phew! For a second there, I thought those two would be silenced too. Brrrr...

@Erinaceus: Hey, it's the truth. Sonic got me hooked on Sega, and now it's the only thing that keeps me away.