He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

In what’s sure to be a devastating blow to the “hot ‘n’ spicy pizza guy” subgenre of pornography

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

Well, I did the “Claim your account” thing and it took me to a Disqus page, then the browser just closed. Am I verified? I fucking hate this already.