How tall are you, Doug? I'm only asking because Rocky 4 is on TV right now, and Stallone can barely wax the roof of his Jalpa.

China doesn't have a blue water navy. No reason to fear them.

My Tubus LOCC rack holds 90 pounds and has a clip specifically designed to carry an Abus lock.

I guess if they get driven 16 miles a year at no more than eight miles an hour, it’s conceivable a British vehicle could last that long.

The best thing to do is vote out every single member of Congress.

....except for that whole reliability part.

Roosevelt and Kennedy weren't that old.

Guess I'll be voting for Jill Stein.

Is he wearing one of those Tyvek suits you buy at the hardware store when you’re getting ready to install insulation or get in a crawl space?

Best Scuba training facility in the world.

I debadged my Suzuki TU-250x because 1) it was just a vinyl sticker and 2) the font was ridiculous

Liquid colon cancer. Yum.

Niki Lauda puts the blame on Lewis.