Just put the subwoofers in an E-Type and ooohhh yeahhhh

Just don't lose it! There's no replacement for misplacement.

Well I'm not bragging guys, so don't put me down. But I've leased the fastest set of wheels in town. When someone comes up to me, he don't even nod. Cause everyone knows I'm a streetracing god.

I'll share with you a story, and I apologize if it is a bit lengthy.

My wife of 6 years now was in a car accident in High School. About 3 years or so before I ever met her.

As a BMW owner and enthusiast, this is everything that is wrong with modern day BMW x 2.

I've seen a few F30 sporting that Luxury badge on the fenders. Not sure I like nor understand why they put it there.

Hi Jerry. I was mortified with having to write for a site called Jalopnik, but I found the embarrassment opened more doors to creativity than if the site had been called something like, "Car Town." Have you ever been inspired by embarrassment?

Jerry,

What does Larry David's head smell like?

What QE3 has done is increased subprime auto lending. Remember subprime? Yeah, those are loans that sent the housing market into a wild tailspin. What it means is that people who normally wouldn't be eligible for a loan can put a little down to get a lot back to make a big purchase. One example has a man with a bad…

I don't know, I kind of just poured my martini into the socket.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I guess he was all like "Ill show you bored Elon Musk!"

I've never heard of the black-after-Memorial day rule, but black yoga pants are never a bad idea for not-fat women.