stop reporting on the kardashians.

I’m guessing “Verified Paternity Test” was taken.

I wonder what Tucker Carlson smells like?

Well, it’s a conspiracy. Deadspin is a hive mind that hates your team, hometown, and political party, as well as you personally, and only ever writes stories about things you hate. Duh.

For those who don’t know what I’m referencing-

Dick throws ball into dick and balls.

The ANC itself tried to throw out Winnie Mandela multiple times for being a bit of a nutjob (and for being corrupt as all heck).

The ANC itself tried to throw out Winnie Mandela multiple times for being a bit of a nutjob (and for being corrupt as all heck).

Amazing how death suddenly makes you a wonderful person and all the fraud, murder and kidnapping you did seems like a minor foible

“Developing a culture here, a winning culture, sometimes it takes a little bit of time, it’s more than just having the right ingredients, you also need to toss the salad well.”

Suggestion: Put up a cardboard standee of a naked Jeter covered up with pieces of clothing, and each time the Marlins win, another piece comes off. I’ve seen documentary evidence that this works.

Not yet. Jeets is not done f—king them.

JETAH! THE CAPTAIN! JEETS! CAPTAIN JEETS! JETAH! PEPSI FOX JOE BUCK JETAH! BEST DEFENSIVE SS IN THE GAME! JETAH! CAPTAIN! FOX PEPSI X-TREME JOE BUCK JETAH!

Who and what is Dan Mahoney? In Lauren’s blog he’s the Thunder’s VP of officiating and in Patrick’s blog from yesterday he’s the Thunder’s VP of broadcasting. I would say these are very different positions within the organization with a different amount of influence. How did he actually influence the Thunder and what…

Hey funny you say that because messi also has more career assists then ronaldo the “midfielder” stop with the nonsense please

I have never...attempted to gain a competitive advantage.

Yeah but how many Euro trophies has Messi won?

No. It wasn’t intentionally racist. The suspension is ridiculous. Pandering to the SJW crowd.

It’s almost as though one of them is consciously, systematically aware at every moment of how to make himself look good for the cameras that will broadcast every wave of his arm and muss of his hair to a global TV audience, and the other is Leo Messi.

In a million years I would have never thought that was racist.