Lucky for me!
Lucky for me!
First Amendment is about free speech, not the right to assemble wherever I please.
Now where will I eat when I'm in Times Square?
Correct. That was a dumb question.
Rare Endangered Vuvuzela was part of murderer's row:
You raise a number of valid points, but in the interest of fairness, you should have pointed out that you were the only person among a group of relatively unintelligent commenters who missed the entire fucking joke.
And he still doesn't have a #1 song! Only #3 on my list.
That's not what it's about. It's about Hamas.
THERE'S NO GOING BACK
Man, I'd love to fix that, but unfortunately...
I'm not going to debate with a guy who can't spell Billie Jean correctly, or who doesn't know that Dark Horse kicks fucking ass.
You just made the dumbest comment in Deadspin history. And that's saying a lot.
More of a This Is How We Do guy, I see.
I know what you mean — almost put E.T. on there.
MAKE IT STOP
I'm not eligible for this promotion. You'll know why when you get to the seven-chapter section on their long snapper.
This list has Goose Island and not Jai Alai. It must be destroyed.
My parents didn't force me to fast
2:32 wouldn't win a decent middle school meet of either gender. So I think it's well outside the "incredibly fast" range.
Enough with the World Cup highlights.