Ray Fontaine
rayruns
9/29/14
2:04 PM
2

First Amendment is about free speech, not the right to assemble wherever I please.

8/7/14
7:51 AM
2

You raise a number of valid points, but in the interest of fairness, you should have pointed out that you were the only person among a group of relatively unintelligent commenters who missed the entire fucking joke.

8/6/14
5:21 PM
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And he still doesn't have a #1 song! Only #3 on my list.

8/6/14
3:51 PM
4

I'm not going to debate with a guy who can't spell Billie Jean correctly, or who doesn't know that Dark Horse kicks fucking ass.

8/6/14
3:49 PM
16

You just made the dumbest comment in Deadspin history. And that's saying a lot.

7/15/14
1:59 PM
1

I'm not eligible for this promotion. You'll know why when you get to the seven-chapter section on their long snapper.

6/30/14
10:49 AM
2

This list has Goose Island and not Jai Alai. It must be destroyed.

6/27/14
3:17 PM
6

2:32 wouldn't win a decent middle school meet of either gender. So I think it's well outside the "incredibly fast" range.