I won’t ruin the fascinating story any future for you

The worst part: if you really must go fast, there IS A RACE TRACK IN ODESSA. There actually used to be TWO, but one closed a while ago.

It has maneuvering thrusters, so it can probably de-orbit itself. Otherwise, it will probably lose orbit and burn up in about 40 years.

I’m sure this is just nickel and diming to some extent, but some of it is probably also to offset the greater chance Ford will need to make good on warrantied parts. 

A few years ago, Polish Air Force crews painted portraits of historic pilots on the tail fins of Fulcrums for show/international drill events. I couldn’t find a comprehensive list, and GIS doesn’t return anything for this image, but this dude is some historic Polish military aviator.

No one van should have all that shower

yeah wait till he leaves the plain then get him with one of these

I mean, it’s definitely a bad idea and a scam - it was supposed to be a temporary measure after WWI but they kept it around because it let businesses pay less - but it’s not unconstitutional. If you have a voting legislator, the government can tax you. Now theoretically you could argue citizens of US territories…

Amway is already Amway with a dash of Treason though. Admittedly, they’re less dangerous now that they no longer control a PMC, but still.

Not just that, most of the time it’s either sponsored content or native advertising. Didn’t The Root used to be about African American cultural topics? Why is so much of it “Why we love Rihanna’s makeup line and which Ulta locations carry it” or a piece about store-brand frozen soul food dinners written by an ad exec?…

It’s weird. Today’s Cadillacs have some of the most angular, unusual lines on the market today but I just cannot get excited looking at them. It’s like the designers managed to find a whole new way to design forgettable, shoe-shaped cars.

Well, I would just be a regular imbecile but fortunately your mother is a very undiscriminating woman.

I think it would look better with taller, separated headlamps like the Huayra. Which is funny because my only real complaint otherwise is that I wish it was more of a departure from the Huayra, just like the Huayra was a jump from the Zonda. Still, preeeeeetttttyyy. And while I’m sure every one will have a bespoke…

It’s about 7 grand below market, which given its need for additional work seems very reasonable. 

My bad. My desire to trash the rail industry outweighed my interest in fact-checking Jalopnik and I look a fool. These things can happen.

Tesla Full Self Driving: sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

So here’s my thinking, and if I’m doing a stupid, let me know.

Petite young women are sitting with their feet on the seat (...) and wrapping the seatbelt around their shins

So their evidence this kid caused the crash is that he had a camera there when the train came through? I mean, my first guess would be that this is the result of incompetence by the rail company, like all the other derailments and crashes that keep happening, and that the dude with the trainspotting Youtube channel…

I was just stoked to read up on why there’s helium on a space pod and what it’s doing. Space is neat.