Senator Justice Freedom Eagle (R, AL) introduces “Deny Armenian Genocide Lies, Sponsored by Gemak Group” bill, fires BAR into roof of capital dome to celebrate

“The Donald Trump Memorial Decommissioned Garbage Island”

So many questions

Come out you black and tans

Look

My question would be, given Trump’s extensive use of his name as a trademark, would this involve paying him royalties? Is this just an elaborate scam to filter more government funds toward the orange blot’s endless legal bills?

You know what would have REALLY made Hard Rain good? If it weren’t punishingly dull. I don’t think wetsuits were the problem there.

I am still very interested in a comedy re-edit of Joker though

Definitely seconding Caves of Steel. I’m also shocked that the teen novel adaptation boom of the 2010s didn’t give rise to a Tripod adaptation, which would be my contender for this list. Those books have everything:

Hello, fellow humans! My name is Mr. Realguy Notabear, and I am a professional salmon fisherman. I would like to volunteer my human services in removing the accidentally deposited lunch from this creek. I will use my large, clawed, human hands to swipe the fish out of the creek, then remove them professionally,…

Well there you have it, if you live in San Francisco- buy a Noble.

Classic performance Cougars with ...ambiguous title conditions are also REALLY affordable for classic muscle cars, making them ideal donors for a Singer-style restomod program.

Assuming you bought this and didn’t just want to put it in an air-conditioned shed to look at, how do you even have something like this serviced? I’m guessing some weird boutique shop in SoCal where there’s one dude who lathes replacement parts on demand or something?

My second choice would be the Mercury Cougar, a model that spent its decades of torturous life in the shadow of it’s Mustang cousin. By all proper metrics the Cougar was the same thing but better. But the lure of a modest discount and the public’s disinterest in luxed up sportsters mean it’s always been second-fiddle…

The Sunbeam Tiger! I know it’s heresy to tamper with that which Shelby hath wrought, but imagine this thing with current-day suspension, a modern powertrain, and safety measures other than skill and prayer.

Or Tiptoes

I think they’re permanently dead on Kotaku, presumably due to their intention to fully cut humans out of the process, and also their EiC using comments to scream at readers.

“Mom, can we have Acura Integra?”