I’m Big Solid Collie

Oh good, now Zoomers can experience the joy of idling for hats.

That’s a good looking McLaren

Barbie just completely disintegrates if you think about it as having any hard rules. So how you play with Barbie governs how her body works in Barbie World, but how Barbie land works governs the toys for sale in our world? But by that logic, if you deface Barbie in some way, wouldn’t the factories automatically begin…

I think you can get the entire Port Royale franchise for a dollar and some pop tabs now

You can’t steal ships.

This seems like a good deal? Jags don’t disintegrate as fast as they USED to, right?

Oh just wait

Fresh greens, wild rice, maybe some kind of cooked fruit for dessert.

Tyler Perry’s Madea Vs. Terminator, calling it now

It’s disingenuous to call these cars EVs, if it has a fuel engine it’s a hybrid. But these are GOOD hybrids, in that making the power train entirely electric lets you run the fuel engine at its most efficient at all times, regardless of load. Like the Fiskar Karma, before they ruined it, or the BMW i8 which holy cow,…

Al Queda received large amounts of funding from the Saudi public, who saw them as an ideal tool for harming their other middle eastern rivals. To what extent the Saudi government is complicit is unknown, but since the Saudi dictator’s staff made a 9/11 threat to the prime minister of Canada on Twitter, we can assume…

I would totally eat Zuck, he looks very lean and fibrous, like a deer or a wild goat. I bet he has an herby, fruity flavor from eating lots of juniper berries and moss.

The fact that everything below his head is a totally different shape in every photo suggests that he’s probably on a very inconsistent high-risk regime of diets and diet drugs. We already know he’s part of the broad population of celebs abusing diabetes medication; I would guess many other drugs - and the attendant…

Lex Luthor has yet to steal 40 cakes on film - and that’s terrible.

Abbot and Costello Meet Ghidora the Three Musketeers

Finally some based policing

TSBHITG is also visually stunning.

“In the faaaaaaace! Not the arm, not the leg, in the face! I want it! I need it! Shooooot me innnnn the faaaaaaaaaaaace come on come come on!”

Unpopular opinion: Turner D Century is based AF