It is a red card, it has to be Pepe...

That stinks Pepe. It's Le Pew.

Surely no football, baseball, hockey, or basketball player has ever exaggerated contact to get a favorable call from an official. Only those Godless sissy soccer players.

Because there is no way you'll ever see such flagrant flopping in a mainstream American sporting league.

Right, because Dwyane Wade doesn't flop just as badly? Soccer won't take off in the US because US citizens can't watch a sport that doesn't include 48 replays of each play for them to understand what happened.

What's terrible about it? Some people are such dicks.

Can't blame him, it's a pretty amazing moment for Bosnia.

I am thinking maybe FIFA needs to contract the number of CONCACAF spots down to 3.

I disagree, I think the ref got it right. Players got tangled up a bit and we're a little naughty, yellow cards is the right call.

Group F, for failed state. Not one of these countries isnt on the brink of some sort of horror.

Translation: We're not malicious, just stupid.

theres only one way to watch this game and it doesnt involve english-speaking announcers

You have a strange (and curiously long-winded) way of telling us how much you don't care.

That is an asstonne of effort, spite and attention you just paid to someone and something that you purportedly "don't know about" and "don't care about."

So of course commenting on a sports site makes perfect fucking sense!

For God's sake, it couldn't possibly be because he's not all that. The Algeria goal? A dead cat could have picked up that rebound. It doesn't even shine the shoes of Maradona v England, Gemmill v Holland, Grosso v Germany, and dozens of others. Turn off the hyperbole machine and get some rest. Next month is going to…

Nothing better explains the abject mediocrity that has been USMNT soccer the past decade than the fact that Landon Donovan was considered its best player. Except maybe the fact that his departure is considered anything other than a very good thing for the future of the USMNT.

"No biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and 'please kill me now' that I'd never get back,"

Oh really? Well then she made a good choice by not wasting both her time and yours. Seeing you just admitted you would have been an ungrateful little shit.

Sheen is lashing out like an…

It's Videodrome of course. North America is getting soft patron...