Or My Dinner With Andre

is sure to alienate a lot of ADD-ravaged Americans who can't stomach watching only three scenes for the entire duration of a movie

but things started to go downhill

Seriously doubt Wenger gives a fuck about this shit.

Ha ha ha ha. Strategically placed t-shirt, shoes, shoeboxes, underwear and shopping bags: check. Must be a big check, too. Nice commercial but a bit over the top with the logos.

You stayed and went to lunch after the dick pick? Took you a day and a diary entry to formulate a reaction? LOLOLOLOLOLOL.

This makes me want to have a lot of daughters so they can "win at life" Kim K style [rolleyes].

I think Jupp ran Bayern better. Pep smokes too much weed and gets too fucking baroque. Jupp's team was more flexible, able to adjust to any opponent, especially on his last season.

most of the Germans, from centerbacks, to their "dainty" midfielders, to Klose up top, are humongous men, the smallest of whom are taller than six feet.

If you like desperate keepers under siege then Enyeama or Mbolhi should be your candidates as well.

Exactly.

Tim Howard had a great day saving our asses but Neuer was a consistently dominant player with talent and speed and influence on the pitch to blow anyone else out of the water in this tournament. His doubling as a sweeper was simply fantastic. Much respect to Tim Howard but he's no Neuer. Ochoa no way.

While your evaluation of the sucky ref is more or less correct, I seriously doubt any sane Brazilian thinks their team was robbed today.

It was a red card and a free kick not a penalty and a yellow.

Maybe nobody got the joke because it's a stupid one.

Just how fucking horrible is Brazil on the attack? I've said it before but without Neymar they have NOTHING.

Just keep Marcelo from running all over the place and you'll have a chance at a decent outcome.

a goddamned disgrace