Chimichanga! That shit is fried deliciousness!!!!!

I’m shocked we haven’t had any articles about an “accidental shooting.”

I wouldn’t mind having a giant burrito tho.

This “song” American Oxygen is unfortunately not that, i.e. a song...its like the same g’damn words over and over again without any overarching point or theme to drive home. Is this the current state of today’s pop music? I mean, pop music/radio rap has always been trash and so it’s not like I’m surprised, for…

The “mildly racist” bit was spot on and hilarious. Liberal white American (me included), if you aren’t mildly racist in the way that he describes, you know someone who is. The pedophile bit was a tad too creepy/just not that funny for me (which I think he knew, judging by his comments at the end). That said,…

Comparing Rihanna to Missy Elliot is like comparing strawberries to tomatoes. I will ask you why? You say because they’re both red and botanically, a tomato is a fruit. But it doesn’t make sense and I have never seen anyone trying to compare the two.

As a liberal who grew up in the 70s and has thought every one of those thoughts, I laughed out loud. Also? our neighborhood totally had a molester. he was the grandfather of one of my playmates, and everyone knew to stay out of his reach.

I was in jr high during the busing era and remember seeing white parents and our local councilwoman, Roberta Weintraub Bitch, spit and throw rocks at 12 year old kids as they exited the bus. Those kids were put in those buses by court order to try to fix the redlining housing mess that created segregated schools in…

When I give my landlord a check for rent and she still hasn’t cashed it over a month later.....

She’s so overproduced and anodyne. Missy Elliot was so good at what she's kind of trying to achieve? I'm old.

Oh man, Louis C.K. standing between two women; did he manage to keep it in his pants for a change?

Aren’t Kanye’s albums reason enough for retribution?

Obviously Kanye’s place is that big for his wife’s ass and his ego.

I don’t care how rich you are. Unless you’re the Duggars, no one needs a house that big. No one. Sean Penn has two kids. Kanye West has one kid. What the hell do they need all those rooms for? This is the sort of extravagance that turns into violent retribution if things get bad.

Yeah, I don’t think so. Whatever your intentions are I read it as an attempt to humiliate her. Came across as some mean girl bullying her, not impressed at all.

If this is in line with Jezebel’s definition of feminism, I say no thanks.

Is this how you’d want to be worshiped?

With worshippers like you, darlin’, who needs enemies? Sheesh. Now I feel protective of Amy Pascal, the most powerful woman in Hollywood.

No you are not. Also, you are a terrible writer BTW.

Oh, and my comment was dismissed after garnering 12 likes in about 2 minutes. Kinja acting up, or . . . ?