The role he wants doesn’t really exist for him in Houston anywhere.

Apparently, yes I do. Shit. 

Do...do you think Matt Barkley and Jimmy Clausen are the same person?

Yeah he totally signed up for money, power and greed. There was even a check box on the forms he filled out when he signed up that specifically said “You are doing this for the corporate overlords.”

You obviously have no member of your family in the armed services. I do, as well as a few friends, and they do not joint…

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

Babe Ruth? I’d have thought Trump would be more of a Ty Cobb type.

They would've had to include Fultz, aka the pig who built his house from bricks.

As a Timberwolves fan, I couldn’t be happier to get rid of Butler. I’m sure the lost McPoyle brother will be just fine here.

TRUST THE PROCESS!!!!

I can’t believe he Munsoned the first move ceremony.  

we don’t have a cow, we have a bull.

For the life of me I’ve never understood the need for intermissions in a movie. I understand they’re necessary in the theater when actors need a break and new sets need to go up, but for a film I don’t like it. I go to movies to be engrossed, so it would be very odd to just stop halfway through the story, go outside,…

No horror movie can sustain itself past the 95 minute mark.

Super confused by adults that need to empty their bladders after an hour of sitting in the theater. Do you make 8 trips to the bathroom during your workdays?

MILK? That is like the one thing I absolutely avoid when sick, and i usually have cheese with every meal.

Ehh, who cares? It’s a movie about Nazi zombies, it doesn’t have to be historically accurate. 

You should probably 86 that milk if you have a cold with snotty congestion.  Milk/dairy in general produces excess pflegm/mucus. 

But the zombies you’re fine with, right?

I suspect 4 or 5 shots of Jager aren’t making you feel better, rather it’s that they make you not mind being sick.

Look at them all through the darkness I’m bringing. / They’re not sad at all, they’re actually singing!