County fire was 40 miles away and the smoke was awful.

Oh shit, is this why Republicans deny global warming?

Oh yeah, I had a book of Hans Christian Andersen stories and they totally fucked me up as a kid. Little Match Girl is basically torture porn for children.

I bet I could fuck my stepmom. Yeah, she wants me.

I’m old and married. I’m not really worried about what girls like. I just don’t want to look stupid(er?).

Nature doesn’t care about being nice. Nature is what it is, and if an elephant wants to give a baby zebra the business, tough shit for the zebra.

If you think the French are inclined to promote Anglo-Saxon culture, you are mistaken.

because elephants are smart and cool

If Bambi were alive today and could vote, he would tell you he’s voting for Trump in 2020 purely because he seems to support truckers. Deer are irredeemably stupid.

Found your meme

Wow, it’s almost as if Babar would be a good symbol for a political party.

When the hunter pops his mom is my favorite part. --Donald Jr.

It’s actually much sadder than Bambi because elephants are smart and cool, whereas deer are the worthless hillbillies of the animal kingdom. Had it not been that, she would have just gotten a case of the stares as a friggin Astrovan escorts her over the rainbow bridge.

As someone who has (and will continue) to attempt to finish a thru-hike of Appalacian Trail, I can say there is nothing more primal than walking through a quiet spring forest without the sound of cars, music, or machines of any kind.

East Asia seems to be getting clobbered this year.

And thumper car radios. The ones that rattle your house windows from three blocks away.

Ban Harleys. We’d be halfway to bliss with that one simple step.

Nah, it’s thriving on the people the require brand name shit to show off their wealth, real or not. Whereas splurging for me is buying a suit on sale at the Bay or some sale items at Banana Republic.

Only people who use the word triggered actually get triggered - much like the term snowflake. Right wing haters are pretty consistent with their projection, actually. Also, not agreeing with a term is not the same thing as being triggered. It’s discourse, but I guess that’s too subtle for a wordsmith like yourself. 

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