Wait, the CBC is a Canadian outlet? It’s the fucking Canadian Broadcasting Corporation, not WKRP in Cincinnati.

It’s Skyrim pickpocketing logic:

When the team went to identify the shape by name, they realized it was completely new to mathematics and geometry.

Uh oh. Did it assume some people’s gender?

Once upon a time I worked in this mall while in school. Here are your demographics, Cadillac Fairview:

“We don’t require consent, because we’re not capturing or retaining images.”

did they put a hot wire into blood to confirm infection? 

Pfft. I’ve got plenty of ancient worms in my colon. They make me smart and healthy.

Question... the title of this article reports that the scientists claim to have resurrected the worms... but the article says that the worms came back to life on their own.

Oh this will end well.

And they did this as some sort of threat?

Dam you Saturn! you are pretty :3

We can now confirm that Mars’ western hemisphere is indeed the best hemisphere.

Thing is a lot of people fall for this shit. It’s sad that my local news has a story on every so often about some rube that sent the “IRS” a Walmart gift card because the “IRS” called and told them they owed taxes.

I got one of those ransomware viruses once. My immediate reaction was to giggle at the misspellings, not to assume the actual FBI was demanding I pay a fine by wiring them money at Western Union.

I feel the same way about Olson Scott Card.  I LOVED Ender’s Game and the Homecoming series as a kid.

Remember back in the good old days when Dilbert wasn’t a creation of a blathering piece of shit human being?

There’s considerable irony in that quote coming from a Trump worshiping Ayn Rand wannabe.

This guy is clearly severely mentally ill, if not disabled.  Guaranteed he needs therapy not prison.