I’m guessing “endless supply of death threats” 

Nothing says “This Is America” like a lawsuit.

Scientific studies have shown if you smell like pee then people will talk shit about you behind your back.

That’s why we call her Miss Jackson.

100% murder. If a surgeon were to find a healthy person, cut them up without consent & use the organs to save 20 people, it would be murder. Same thing here. 

immature serial killer?  Hey, its dixter!

“3-, 4- and 5-year-old children will tell you the truth.”

Not enough to do anything to help them, mind. Just tired of the view.

The packing up the hangar part was particularly hilarious.

Someone more talented than me has to be able to draw a cartoon ol’ Tom Cotton

I am fucking fine with being called a coward because i will never eat a goddamn cicada 

I came into this comments section for the hilarious tantrums and you did not disappoint.

Holy shit you are a fucking loser

Yeah, like, most people I know who are doing or have done well in life...didn’t and don’t have to bring up college popularity as a barometer of success or esteem...?

He seems pretty upset about the imaginary parties I received an imaginary lack of invitations to in my imaginary college experience, but he mostly seems to take comfort in that!

Lit majors unite! The biggest downside is the second cringe you have to get from cringeworthy comments that are inevitably a bizarre stew of clumsy punctuation, misplaced modifiers, and weird idioms.

Anything else that isn't happening you're all worked up about Nostrodumbass?

Don’t know who needs to hear it, but I’m a lit major. I have been gainfully employed since leaving college, barring a 1.5 month period during the last recession. I make a solid wage, have no debt, and am actually saving money.

I love when dummies like you show your true colors. We see you.

Fortunately they canceled his show at the cocaine factory.