well, if you keep breading them and stuffing them with mozzarella what do you expect to happen?

“I lost a couple to friction-atrophy, of course, just like with the last batch. A few were defective.”

I almost asked “What keeps happening to them?” but I don’t think I want to hear the answer.

Why risk running out?

Did you even know they sold them that way?
For a friend...of course!

I never said it doesn’t exist, I’m saying that no one is giving proof.

Well, that cleared up absolutely nothing. It’s almost as if that was a vague generalization with no actual examples that anyone could think of.

“Does your wang bleed? It will.”

I am shirtless, drunk and on my roof. Don't let me down, space debris.

Never argue with a man who buys novelty dildos by the barrel.

It’s time for Savage Nobody! The advice column that pays money to a sex worker just so he can have someone, anyone ask him questions!

“Capitalism makes a better case for socialism than socialism ever could.”

That’s the beauty of it. These dumbfucks suck up to trump to try and garner his (and his lumpen supporters) favor only to get stiffed for the smallest slight to trump’s fragile ego. All they end up doing is showing what sniveling little worms they are. 

Right? Another woman corrected him too.

Where’s Dick Cheney with a rifle when you need him? Maybe he can “reach out” to McCarthy with a friendly hunting trip.

Seriously, Republicans have got to be the biggest fucking morons in this country. They’re just making Liz Cheney stronger by attacking her. She isn’t a good person by a long shot but it’s just funny…

McCarthy is such a toad.  He’s trying to make right with Trump, but Trump will just backstab him anyways for a more Trumpist challenger. 

I was baffled by the “girlfriend” moniker used in this article. I had to double check I wasn’t reading a shitty The Root article thinking I was on Jezebel. But then I clicked the link above and WOWIE!

Hopefully Dick will arrange for McCarthy to have an “accident”. McCarthy doesn’t seem to understand the dark forces he’s dealing with.

I’d rather have her running than driving.

“Your Honor, as my client is a Mexican man who is accused of killing a White man, we ask that no White people be allowed to serve as jurors in order to avoid potential racial bias.”