Or, Larry's coffee shop gets shut down by the city on day one because the bathrooms are nowhere near up to code

It depends on the person and how open minded they are about new things, my dad is 70 and spends as much time with his face in his phone as someone 50 years younger, got an 11 Pro a few months ago. But, he's also still working, so would have more of an incentive to keep up on things vs someone who retired 20+ years ago.

But, then you've got people like my 88 year old grandmother, who uses her iPhone for voice calls and calculating tips and literally nothing else.

Which is strange from someone who once suggested that the walls of bathroom stalls should go all the way to the floor and ceiling. 

Well, he did get one thing right - women really do hate sitting on public toilet seats, and failed hovering attempts are why ladies bathrooms get so dirty.

Approximately $100-$125 million a year for David and a similar amount for Seinfeld himself, apparently.

Yeah, for a whopping $77 for 2 years

You mean series like Down On the Street, Down on the Junkyard, regular 24 Hours of LeMons coverage, and ‘70s/’80s classic ads?

Or put a hitch on the Crown Vic and home build a plywood camping trailer.

Its a website who’s name is a portmanteau of “jalopy” and “beatnik”, vehicles like this have been part of its ontology from the beginning. 

They prefer to modify box body Caprices. 

Wait, automakers care whether their products are ugly? I thought that attitude died years ago. 

What, you mean it isn’t always a great time to buy/great time to sell? How could every realtor I’ve ever spoken with in my life all be lying?

Is it really a bad situation to have to hold onto your existing vehicle until the loan is paid off, or even a few years after, though? 

Which is why people think it's a super good idea to finance a $70,000 farm/construction vehicle over 84 months and use it for their daily office commute and suburban grocery shopping. 

Something about a dull, generic body wrapped around a ‘00s DaimlerChrysler interior seems to be off-putting to prospective Jaguar buyers.

I still think MG would be the smartest Chinese brand to try to bring to the US first, particularly since they have several crossovers and no products that are even the least bit interesting, exactly what US consumers want. 

Because the Secret Service still prefers more than two engines, and the Air Force submitted a tender for a wide body jet with at least 3 engines - and there are no 3 engine wide bodies still in production - so it was going to be 4-engined.

There are people who collect and use rotary phones because they like the style, appreciate the engineering, or enjoy the experience of using one. Guarantee you they’re out there.

But there are still enthusiasts who play around with steam engines and people who do use oil lamps camping or in remote cabins. They have a niche, a small niche, but a niche. Same with manual transmissions, they are now the vinyl records of the automotive world - technically obsolete, but preferred by some for…