Come to think of it, this guy definitely has his entire political philosophy spelled out in bumper stickers. He probably fears “unmarked cars” because he can’t tell if the driver is a “real American” or a damn dirty liberal Marxist spy.

It didn’t have the “I’m not trafficking your daughter” bumper sticker on it.

Floribamatucky

...allow him to photograph his license plate...

Floribammy.

One can understand why his daughter snuck out. One has a harder time understanding why she came home.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Since Pensacola is ‘just 30 minutes away’, he is obviously located in prime Floridamanville.

“I want to get 12 moms and dads on that jury...”

Unrelated, but “smacked the black off me” is something I haven’t heard in like 10 years and made me spit the water I was trying to drink at the time.

I hate to break it to this guy, but you don’t get to just select a jury of 12 parents. You get a jury of your local peers, which might include -- the horror -- people of color, educated people, and maybe even a ride-share driver or two. 

“That vehicle was completely unmarked. In my mind this was not good, right?”

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty.”

I’d say his reputation as quintessential Floridaman is more than secured.

Imagine any kid wanting to get away from THAT loving, rational dad. 

I would also check on that kid to. anyone that would pull a gun out instinctively on someone dropping your daughter off at your house should be evaluated. My mom would have thanked the Uber dude and smacked the black off me if I ever did that.

“That vehicle was completely unmarked. In my mind this was not good, right?”

Ugh, he looks like the type to take his daughter to “purity” dances as her date. The creepy really oozes through the camera.

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty.” But apparently not if you’re an Uber driver. And this “doctor” is lucky the Uber driver didn’t shoot him, seeing as how this is Florida we’re talking about.

Apparently he took the Hypocritic Oath, not the Hippocratic Oath.

Pull his medical license.