Actual LOL

Yep. This looks like a fork-and-knife situation, which defeats the whole purpose of convenience food.

Peanut butter can be great on a burger (Impossible for me) but it MUST have pickles or some other acid happening.

Who even eats Peeps, honestly?

Like Murray Chang said, it’s a specific type of sandwich. It’s a cooked, pressed sandwich made on a panini press.

The chip bag closing technique really works. Sometimes you run out of binder clips (my preferred closure tool for bagged anything).

We speak English, not Italian.

I don’t think it’s dumb, but then I like nerdy puns.

Let people have opinions.

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Man, I love Fernet. But it’s a very polarizing drink.

Pineapple + jalapeno is my favorite.

Oh HECK no! Nope nope nope nope nope

You might now say, “When they’re really hungry, they will eat what you cook.” They will not.

I regret not having been able to try Indian McDonald’s on any of my trips yet. I haven’t eaten at a Mc’D’s in like 15 years because there’s just nothing there for me (this is probably a good thing for my heart and waistline). I’d love to try the aloo tikki burger and the paneer burger.

*internal screaming*

Doesn’t matter how many times I see a picture of this thing, every time I’m surprised all over again at how ugly and ridiculous it is.

I heard a sonic boom once as I was driving, and I almost drove off the road, it scared the crap out of me. I thought we were being bombed.

Oh, for crying out loud. What a waste of time and money.

It’s a given that any entree we order at a restaurant, I’m taking half home to have for lunch the next day. I’m not exactly a waif but there’s no way I can eat all that in one sitting. I just think of it as paying for two meals.