I honestly don’t know many places that would miss a table with 5 kids....

In my experience it applies to entrees.

Labor is not the only cost that needs to be factored into the meal. Rent, maintenance, insurance, trash disposal, electricity, plumbing, Ansul system, hood cleaning, etc etc etc. You can’t just look at the cost of the ingredients. Well, you could, but you’d be out of business within the year.

Because idiots gotta play at being edgelords and think they’re clever.

Honest question: who even drinks soda anymore? I mean obviously someone’s drinking it, I just can’t fathom why. 

I tried the Dole Whip, and you know, it wasn’t that good. Maybe it’s better in its Live Original version?

Many more upscale places will often charge a split-plate fee to help offset the lower checks.

Ended censorship? The man banned anyone who made fun of him.

Very little - I went there last summer for the first time in like 20 years. They have a small section of the menu with “lower-calorie” options that are slightly less terrible for you. I got an Impossible patty, no bun, with a side salad (that was actually pretty good).

It’s awful. We always had it at Easter. I tried it when I was little and thought it was some kind of prank cake.

It often includes raisins and other dried fruits and nuts. It’s dryyy and not very sweet.

I’m a honker. I used to flip the bird but stopped doing that when one day I accidentally flipped off a cop.

Just throw it in the garbage, where it belongs.

My favorite self-checkouts are at my local CVS. There’s only ever one cashier on and they are slow as molasses. It was a wonderful day when they installed two self-checkouts. I get the receipt emailed to me and it’s a far more efficient process.

No joke. Those things are zippy!

I generally don’t buy snack chips but I’ll look for those. Pineapple + jalapeno is one of my favorite combos.

Yiiiikes

To this day that’s the first thing I think of when I see TGI’s come up.

If the marshmallows were left out, it doesn’t sound too horrible. I draw the line at marshmallows.

Came here to say this.